When you want to masturbate but you aren't hard yet. Instead of jumping right in to hardcore videos, you stiffen up with some pictures of bikini babes and such.
Dude I was totally in the mood to ejaculate but I had to look at some warm up pictures to get my meat ready to beat.
by Brockalishis December 04, 2010
Leaving a large group of people with your significant other, saying you are going to "warm up the car" but are really engaging in some sort of sexual activity with them. Much less suspicious when said in the winter, but is extremely fishy in the summer.
Boy whispers to girlfriend: "Hey baby do you wanna go warm up the car?"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."
"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."
A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"
Girlfriend whispers back: "I thought you'd never ask."
"Hey we'll be back in a few minutes, it's cold outside so we're gonna warm up the car."
A couple leaves to 'warm up the car', and one person says to the rest of the group: "Wait, why are they warming up the car? It's the middle of summer!"
by Love Rider January 19, 2010
A person who runs super fast during a warm-up, but then sucks the whole rest of the practice (usually in cross-country or track).
by Rad_Darkthor August 28, 2012
A warmup warrior is a person that sprints the warmups. This could be in any team sport from track to swimming. These people are usually slow in the main part of the practice and dislikes by others.
by Popculture February 01, 2019
The act of teasing your sex partner by kissing, licking, or touching tender spots when going down on them.
by Mr.Impeccable January 25, 2012
My steak wasn't hot enough, so I sent it back. But when it came back from the kitchen, it smelled funny. I think I got a Cincinnati Warm Up.
by jm2011 June 06, 2011
A lie to tell someone when you want/need to sneak off to have a cigarette or to get an extra break from work or any activity.
by Pleased Peasant January 31, 2020