putting an erected cock and balls over a girls head preferably after a BJ.
I made that ho wear a huge war helmet after she gave my unit a thurough licking.
by Quagmire April 03, 2003
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A colloquial expression referencing the penile cock head of an old, perverted male.
I've been watching you all night. Are ya interested in seeing grandpa's war helmet? Get away ya perv.

I'm done showering at the gym. I'm surrounded by grandpa's war helmets in there. I'm afraid ones creeping on me.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017
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this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face
last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com September 27, 2007
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the head of a dick as it is layed down the bridge of ones nost as the face protection of a war helmet be it norman,trojan,roman,or whatever helmet in wich involving the shaft of an errection on ones nose.
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a passed out chick,
hey Ill giv her a roman helmet and when you take a picture make sure you get a good shot of the mushroom war helmet.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 18, 2008
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when the male places his balls on the female's forehead, then lays his penis downward so the head is past the tip of her nose.
that chick was passed out last night and i gave her the ol' Roman was helmet.
by tony January 26, 2004
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a position in which a man positions his balls over the girls eyes and his penis along her nose to resemble a trojan war helmet
steve was fuckin around with chelsea and rocked a trojan war helmet on her
by BMW March 30, 2003
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I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.

I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.

My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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