Urban Dictionary: wape

Top definition

To wank and type at the same time

Derived from (wa)nk and ty(pe)

"I spend my friday evenings wapeing alone on myspace"

by Steme December 01, 2007

Sep 11 Word of the Day

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

by pokeythepony June 25, 2021

by kaykayfisher1234 April 13, 2010

It means when you want to say vape you say wape as a code word for vape

Cindy: I love my wape

Jimmy:My flavor of wape is watermelon

Cindy:My wape is lemon flavored

by Flamingo weeb January 26, 2019

the offspring of a highly evolved woman and an ape

I won't be shocked if the future ends up being a planet of wapes

by chitsb December 30, 2008

When someone touches their weenus to your wagina. Usually, after this process is completed, either you or the person waping you yells out, "WAPE!"

Cyndi: Yesterday, I was just walking along and Jimmy popped out of the bushes and waped me!
Paul: So what did you do?
Cyndi: I called out "WAPE!"

by Emoooo January 10, 2008

to be hung like a horse, upside-down in a trailer like a mfin bat, dawg.

Yo Chawlez, you really be looking wape today!

by HalfUncle May 12, 2020