luke wise is a wannabe fuckboy
someone who is not fit enough to be a fuckboy

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

Someone who tries to act like a fuck boy but can’t get girls.