wanker + retard = wanktard

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

noun. a person that exhibits the lesser attributes of a chronic masturbator and the mentally deficient.

1. see parsha
2. the state of being a wanker while at the same time illustrating the qualities of a mentally challenged person, or, presently, a retard

An idiot or dumbass who is also a jerk. related to a wanker that acts like a retard.

A cross beetween a wanker and a retard.

A Retard who masturbates.