Urban Dictionary: wankness

(v.) To masturbate.
(adj.) A blow-off, something boring.

Bart: C'mon man, everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank!
Principal Skinner: If by 'wank' you mean 'educational experience' then by golly it is wanking time!

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Wank

to move your hand up and down your dick until you cum.

Lee had a wank for 5 minutes , then he shot his cum straight in Matt's mouth and face.

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Usally at schools Cool/Popular kids wank while the nerds are Wankers.

Once We've finished wanking we will go and get Tom to do our Homework.He's such a wanker

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1. Masturbation. 2. n. Rubbish. e.g. "Don't talk wank". 3. v. To masturbate. As in "My brother wanks all the time and he's got perfect eyesight".

As in "If you have a wank every day you'll go blind".

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wanking

1. masturbating
2. doing nothing, wasting time

"I don't know where her is, he must be off somewhere wanking"

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wank

A British term meaning jacking off or masturbating.

polishing the pipe
jerkin' the gerkin
massaging the lower horn
releasing the pearl jam
whackin' the mole
jackin' the beanstalk
erecting the monument
lubing the tube
beating around the bush
wank in the tank

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Wanking

Masturbation - stimulation through simulation ;)

I was up all night wanking over Holly Valance
When I was wanking I was thinking of Jennifer Lopez eating out Britney Spears

by pwen prior October 14, 2003

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