A dance, similar to "the jerk" but preformed to hardcore rock music, preferably Down With The Sickness by Disturbed. Consists of throwing hands up and swinging head aimlessly while performing the ever so popular jerk.

.bash the bishop
.choke the chicken
.yank the plank
.clean the pipes
.grapple the gorilla
.pet the one eyed snake
.stroke the salami
.massage colin
.toss off
.shake hands with the milkman
.plain old wank
.greet the old chap
.tommy tank

Art of jacking off the man meat, giving it a good wholesome rub, massage, squeeze and jerk until you spray your hot sticky man juices over a face, into a mouth, over yourself, your hands, your abs, your pecs, the floor, the walls, and in your car, bedroom, bathroom, shower, bed, garden, and naked or in your jocks, jeans, suit trousers, or speedos.

British slang term, used to describe masturbation. Much like American version known ass "Jerking off".

1. British slang for masturbation or masturbating.
2. An on-line discuss without purpose or substance that often involves pretension and bullshit.

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

a derogatory british word describing the gentle art of masturbation often misused by americans. Hence:
1)wanking- not wanking off
2)wanker- not wank
3)a situation can be a wank