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Diminutive for wanker.
William King (aka kingwilly) is a wanker, but as I refrain from using such harsh words, I describe him as a wanklette as he stole my word "wanklette" and is touting it as his own creation on Urban Dictionary.
by Jet Gorgon March 27, 2008
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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the feminine verion of the noun wanker.
Fist known usage of the word by Jet Gordon sometime in 2007, but this is subject to verification.
Fist known usage of the word by Jet Gordon sometime in 2007, but this is subject to verification.
by Propogator August 09, 2008
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A wanklette is a small annoying version of a wanker. Not actually big enough or annoying enough to be a full version wanker, wanklette is the next best insult.
by william king March 27, 2008
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The femimine version of the term 'wanker' as applied to an annoying intellectually challenged female who persists in repeating what has already been defined.
by Momo8 August 08, 2008
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A group of people on an Internet forum who keep trying to be cleverer than each other.
Generally found where one-up-man-ship is going on a lot of the time.
Generally found where one-up-man-ship is going on a lot of the time.
William King and Jet Gorgon were both part of the wanklette.
They just couldn't stop trying to better each other all the time.
They just couldn't stop trying to better each other all the time.
by Quirrel Master of the Universe August 12, 2008