A word used to show the emotion of "I 100% cannot be fucked with this!"
Josh: " Say Tom, isn't that your girlfriend kissing that guy with one leg? "

Tom " Wank-Toss "
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The act of masturbating before contacting a questionable person
I was going to tell my ex I wanted her back, but then I had a wank-up call.
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'Filler text' conversation, the verbal equivalent of Lorem Ipsum; where words and sounds are heard but nothing is actually said, i.e no context or substance. This is typically witnessed in politics, mumbling noises until the moment is over, or a new distraction is present.
Boris didn’t answer the question at hand, we were subjected to a right load of Wank Waffle instead.
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When you walk with both hands in your pockets and leaned back due to the weight of the greasy pony tail
Bryan walked past me while doing the wank walk
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Sperm that was ejaculated due to masturbation and left to waste.
Ugh, i found wank waste all over my bathroom after Melvin spent the night...
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The sperm from masturbation that would be discarded in a tissue and thrown away.

To call someone a 'wank waste' would be to insinuate that they are unworthy sperm or a worthless human undeserving of the life they have.
you fucking wank waste!

I knew you'd fuck it up wank waste!

wank waste!
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