a term used by people who try to claim that their dislike of something is justified
Person A: "that is wanky, so therefore i don't like it"

Person B: "but isn't it only wanky BECAUSE you don't like it"

Person A: "shut up, i like my logically fallacious argument"
by blahblahblah June 08, 2004
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Said when pointing out innuendos in conversation, similar to "that's what she said" except less of a joke. Frequently used by Santana Lopes on the comedy series Glee.
Girl: "could you help me fill this hole?"
Guy: "Yeah"
Santana: "Wanky" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Dan and Phill Trash August 04, 2019
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To be cranky and to whine.
"Stop being wanky or i wil ground you."
by digigoogi August 16, 2009
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adverb: a feeling of overwhelming sexual arousal that comes over you when you've got no other sexual outlet than masturbation (wanking off, having a wank, etc.). Like horny except that horniness may include the arousal that comes when you actually have a partner to relieve the sexual tension with, or can get one.
Carrie: "God, I watched Troy again and I've been feeling wanky over Brad Pitt all day."
Janet: "Why do you do this to yourself? Just call up Greg and get him down there for a booty call!"
Carrie: "I can't. He'll think I still have feelings for him. I'm just gonna get in a hot bath and wank it out of my system."
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The act of standing naked in front of a mirrow while wanking and taking a 'selfie' on your phone
Friend 1: Dude, did you get that epic Wankie i sent you?
Friend 2: Yuck, that shit cray
by Zigmatic May 07, 2014
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In the fandom community, person A would describe person B or person B's behavior as "wanky" if any of the following conditions are met:

- Person B expresses an opinion that person A disagrees with
- Person B expresses an emotion on a public forum or blog
- Person B has an argument with Person C over any subject on a public forum or blog

Also, "wank" is the noun used to refer to the behavior itself.
"Those people got into an argument; it was so wanky, let's make fun of them!"

"Those people got upset because of a website being homophobic; that's so wanky, let's make fun of them!"
by ChaosRocket October 06, 2007
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