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To be able to wank as good with your left hand as with your right.
I tested myself to see if I was wankidexterous last night, buy now my johnson is just sore.
by tickles425 October 20, 2008
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Being able to masturbate with both hands.
"Hey how are you going to masturbate now that you've broken your arm?"

"No worries, I'm wankidexterous"
by themasturbator February 19, 2016
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