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Any impromptu piece of cloth used to clean up jizz.
"Dude, don't put that shirt on! I used that as a wanket last night when my girlfriend was over!"
by Dan Patterson January 30, 2007
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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A snuggie with a hole in the crotch.
I just bought the most comftorable wanket, it allows me to be warm while having sex!
by MEEEEEEE1234567890 January 10, 2011
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A blanket, towel or other cloth a guy uses to masturbate, either for clean-up or sexual stimulation.
I had a wanket as early as 13-years-old.
by Ereck Flowers November 07, 2018
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Wanket is categorised in the same genre as fook, feck or fxck.

It's a "bad" word or "socially unacceptable" word edited so it does not really cause offence, and can also be used to beat Forum Censors.

It essentially means to be a wanker or tosser but in a kinder more friendly way.

It is also a hybrid of the words wank and it. Meaning to masturbate.
1. Whoa, what a right wanket he was!

2. I'm gonna go wanket now. See you later.
by Spammer Saint Cristo February 07, 2006
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