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When you spank your monkey with such force and grip it makes it burn when you pee.
"So, what's up with you?"
"It burns when I pee."
"Stop wankerbatting then!"
by TheJacker March 27, 2015
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Jun 16 Word of the Day
Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.
by monkeylabor June 13, 2021
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