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British vulgarity:

1. One who masturbates.

2. Generic insult; interchangeable with stupid, idiot, retard, cretin etc.

Particularly useful when shouting at incompetent passers-by/drivers from your car or a distance away.
1. She caught you wanking, you wanker.

2. Shut up you wanker.
The wanker crashed my car.
Get off my bonnet you fucking Chav wankers!
by Fu Manchu June 09, 2006
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Wanker(s): Anyone hailing from Manchester or the surrounding areas whether they support United or City.
1.)sing. Fergie is a cunt and a wanker.

2.)pl. Those Neville brothers are a lot of fucking wanker(s).
by Go on you Arsenal! July 10, 2003
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One who wanks, or one who engages in intercourse with a monkey's anus.
George bush
What?
It's only beastiallity if you aren't a monkey!!!
by Nytehauq August 21, 2003
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1) One who maturbates. A british term, often used as a mild-to-mildly serious insult.

2) A person who has no idea what the hell they're talking about, but pretends to.
1) Goddammit, you little wankers, get off my lawn!

2) That Tidus is such a wanker.
by o0CrystalBlue0o July 04, 2005
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pretentious and self-important person; person who could never find a sexual partner to replace themselves
sting is such a wanker !!
by TS July 07, 2003
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Term for someone who has no accomplishments to speak of, wastes time or is not productive, a jerk-off.
Don't expect Ken to finish that report on time, he's a total wanker.
by Wes Ferguson June 27, 2005
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Term used to define a human with idiotic tendancies, someone who is nasty, or anyone whom you may show dislike toward.
- She stole my boyfriend.

-What a fucking wanker.
by -Esca- October 31, 2007
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