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One who races, yet even dares enter a race course, on twin-tip (or similar) skis.

Born from a coach of some team (location not known) who was practicing on Mount Southington in Southington Connecticut.
Ski team coach: Are those twin-tips you're about to race down the course with?

Wanker: yeah bro.

Ski team coach: Get out of my sight you dirty little wanker
by Joegus the Rogue (Rogaine) November 10, 2010
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what???ref showed red card to Kaka? damn ref is a real wanker!
by JOTISh June 20, 2010
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Literally, wanker is accepted to mean "one who masturbates". The frequency of masturbation required to confer the status of "wanker" upon an individual is open to interpretation, as the insult is used as a catch-all category to include fools, buffoons, idiots etc. They're all wankers - the lot of 'em. The cop who caught you speeding, the politician you just saw on TV, those insipid tossbags moaning about global warming. All wankers.

Rarely, the word is used by some to refer to the penis itself, though this usage doesn't seem to be widely known.
"Paul is such a wanker - he killed a toddler while driving drunk. He's due in court on Tuesday."

"Which one of you wankers ate my schnitzel?"

"Drop your wankers and get over here, I need a hand with this..."
by meconium_sandwich December 24, 2007
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A minority group that admit that they masturbate often.
John just came out as a wanker. I'm happy for him.
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021
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A Male who masturbates. Usually used as an insult, i mean its not like we all do it or anything, well besides that for some reason we get the right to make a joke out of it. in my opinion it is probably that person compensating because their ding dong is a bit shorter than a french fry.
"you fucking wanker"
"oi you wanker"
"fucking wanker"
"you are such a wanker"
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Literally one who masturbates. Used as a derogatory term, similar to "bastard" or "asshole", chiefly in the United Kingdom.
(Bono talking to Homer)
Edge (to Larry): Oh here we go again. What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint?
Adam: Can I come?
(Edge and Larry Exchange glances)
Edge: No.
Adam: Wankers.
by Flannel Flyer May 07, 2005
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