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A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.
LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
by Jerry Wylie February 11, 2016
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An insult. Some one who beats his own meat, chokes his own chicken, or spanks his own monkey.
See also: jag-off
See also: jag-off
by adam is so great November 07, 2003
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The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
by SizesDefined December 02, 2016