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A person who wanks or masturbates. Also used as a common insult. It can be used literally if someone does indeed wank or laterally for someone who you just hate or has done something bad to you.
LITERAL: "Michael Walsh is such a wanker"
LATERAL: "Did you see what that guy just did?! He's such a wanker"
by Jerry Wylie February 11, 2016
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A pretty boy who always takes Instagram selfies with his shirt off.
Every time I go on facebook I always see selfies by that guy, he looks like a right bloody wanker
by Muppetguy123 March 15, 2019
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An insult. Some one who beats his own meat, chokes his own chicken, or spanks his own monkey.
See also: jag-off
stop looking at porn, you wanker, and go get a girl friend.
by adam is so great November 07, 2003
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you
you are a wanker, and you know you are a wanker, you have and forever will be a wanker
by Pyrocynical is a furry July 06, 2019
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person 1: Did you see that wanker over there?
person 2: yeah i heard he was really annoying
by NewcastleLad55 August 06, 2020
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The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker
Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.
by SizesDefined December 02, 2016
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