Urban Dictionary: wanka

a dickhead, or motherfucker

dam what a fuking wanka.

by Hot_Rod_DB October 26, 2003

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meaning dickhead and also what i called Glen Hallock and he had no clue what it meant as he classes it as British slang :)

you bloody wanka

by H and im me October 02, 2011

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Masturbation for those who cannot spell. i.e Wankas.

That numpty boy is a wanka (see: numpty boy)

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

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Willy Wanka and the chocolate flavoured condom factory.

get off my car, you little wanka

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 28, 2004

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one who masterbates untill their dick falls off

your a wanka

stop wankaing with yer jamie

oh, ive wankaed it this time

by Daniel Carron =D March 15, 2007

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a girl who is completely flat chested or has a flat ass or a combination of both.

"Man that chick is so flat, she is a complete wanka."

by Officer Jack Meoff February 21, 2008

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straight up faget

that kid is a wanka macin it to guys

by peter May 07, 2003

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