A olde British insult, for a useless and lame person

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

The worst of the fucking worst. Your average dickhead is just a wanker, but when you pull out "Wank Pheasant", it's pretty much the worst thing you can say to a man, the male equivalent of calling a woman a cunt, basically. A man who should have his oxygen privileges revoked.

An affluent and difficult client.
Someone that puts forward a thoroughly unreasonable proposition.

A term used for a low-class female sociopath who enjoys the art of male genital pleasure. They can be often heard bitching about how everything around them is unfair and how hard it is for them despite no one else giving a shit.