1. to masturbate
2. a term to describe something of substandard quality
3. a term to describe a situation which stirs deep disappointment and contempt
2. a term to describe something of substandard quality
3. a term to describe a situation which stirs deep disappointment and contempt
1. 'where's Emrys?' 'Emrys is having a wank in his car. It is lunch time after all.'
2. 'What happened to the bike you got two months ago?' 'It was wank, I took it back. the gears came off.'
3. I worked late for for 3 weeks and did not get any overtime, or even a thank you. The whole thing is wank mate.
2. 'What happened to the bike you got two months ago?' 'It was wank, I took it back. the gears came off.'
3. I worked late for for 3 weeks and did not get any overtime, or even a thank you. The whole thing is wank mate.
by plastictwatmuncher June 21, 2012
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by snookiwantsmooshsmoosh8888 January 11, 2011
John:fuck i need a wank...the bitch didnt giv any last night
Ben:oh man that sucks
John:that film last night was shit
Ben: yeah it was fuckin' wank
Ben:oh man that sucks
John:that film last night was shit
Ben: yeah it was fuckin' wank
by jordannnnnnn March 04, 2008
To enthusiastically talk about one subject for an extended period of time. Originated in Salisbury, England at a company called 4com.
by Paul Bushell August 25, 2007