The skill required to work as an IT support person in West Yorkshire
John tried hard at his job but couldn't help his inherent wankness showing through.
by subnet zero January 15, 2009
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The act of self masturbation (verb)
Hey John, wanna go catch a beer?
No, I think I'm just going to go home and have a wank.
by terriblequiche August 10, 2006
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to grip your hand around your penis and pull up and down ... to cause an ejaculation
ha ... y sick minded person ... ud like to know wouldnt u!
by duuuude April 13, 2004
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The most enjoyable thing for a man//woman to do, whilst bored and or by themselves. It involves for a man grabbing his now massive stiff cock and rubbing dry or with lubricant until he shoots a ton of ejaculate cum. For a female, it involves either using fingers or object such as a dildo vibrator. She masturbates by inserting fingers//object into her vagina and in a steady rythmn, rubs her clitoris clitoris until an achievement of orgasm with or without squirting.
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by Perry12321 January 15, 2008
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Although E. M. Forster enjoyed Virginia Woolf's company, he'd often wish she'd shut up and leave so he could enjoy a rollicking good wank in the gazeebo.
by Reginald Whattabone October 06, 2003
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what a guy does to his dick when he is alone, to pleasure himself and cum. It feels so fucking good by the way!!!
Johnny wanked over the girl rubbing her pussy.
by hornyhamish February 07, 2018
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