A person that is exceptionally stupid and only thinks about his wang.

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

To smash a snapple bottle (usually full so the liquid that will pour out of the soon to be broken glass will go into the victims eyes thus burning/stinging them) over another orginisms cranium. This usually leads to sever cases of concusions or worse due to the fact that snapple bottle glass is hard as hell.

What you scream when you throw shovels at people. Usually exclaimed