Child, infant, baby. Used in parts of Donegal and Northern Ireland. Probably come from "wee one". Also sometimes written as "wayne" or "wean".

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

a word used in Scotland for child

This is derived from the word wench.

What you'd call wine when you've had too much of it.

The Atlantic Canadian slang noun for penis.

This term can also be used as a verb as "to wane." This means that someone or something has been subject to the immature graffiti of a penis.

A dumbass.