Some one more sophisticated than a hobo, but less than white trash. They are usually poor, but never realize when they are close to being extremely rich. They might not be good at reading in general, or be educated past middle school. Charlie Kelly and Frank Reynolds, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, for example, are Walmart Creatures
person1: Ew, look a Walmart Creature.
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?
person2: I bet he could sell that and make millions, if it wasn't covered in drawings of penises.
person1: yeah. Why do we still go to this place?
by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 01, 2018
A blanket description of ANYTHING so messed up that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.
"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & the Tammy Faye Bakker makeup?"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
"Yeah, she, I mean it, was quite the WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
by BIGGEDD666 October 06, 2021
A blanket description of something So Bad that people will instantly know where you are going with it before you get there.
"Did you see that thing with the muffin top & Tammy Faye Bakker makeup!?!?"
"Yeah, unfortunately, she, I mean it, looked like a WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
"Yeah, unfortunately, she, I mean it, looked like a WALMART DUMPSTER FIRE!!"
by BIGGEDD666 October 06, 2021
Joe Mama went to Walmart to buy q-tips, body wash and razors and walked out with three sets of clothes hangers, a fishing pole, an umbrella and a Subway foot-long but forgot the razors. He got Walmarted.
by Trigger Nappy February 13, 2020
Oh man; I got Walmarted real bad at that work meeting today. I thought I was doing one job, then they completely changed it up.
by goddess0321 May 30, 2019
A fat man exceeding 200 pounds at Walmart is considered a "Walmart Fatty"
They are usually seen on mobility scooters.
They are usually seen on mobility scooters.
by Gr8_guy October 06, 2021
The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia
by KLeonheart March 23, 2018

