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A human being with an ass that takes up the whole aisle at walmart.
Also has many dynamic features to it.
by jmack February 25, 2003
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A woman with a shelf like rear end known to shop at walmart.
That lady a walmart ass so big she has to go through doors sideways.
by jagger kripps best friend October 11, 2014
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When you can't make it to the mall where the hot chicks hang out, you are relegated to Wal Mart. Where you check out the lower grade, but sometimes fine pieces of ass that are shopping there.
Everytime I go to Wal Mart I always see some good walmart ass.
by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004
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Wide hips but that ass is flat as fuck
yo did you seen lauren’s ass? shit was fat

nah that’s a walmart ass- it’s actually flat
by Angie612 February 09, 2020
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