Wally is just an ordinary person with all necessary body parts to survive. He sometimes gets high and sometimes low like every human with a consciousness. He speaks, hears, smells, moves, feels, thinks, sees alright. And i happen to love him dearly. Thats it.
Wally, can you pass me the zucchini, please?
Wally, you should phone your mother.
Wally, my hair got tangled up in the waffle maker, please help.
by Krkič January 20, 2021
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A intelligent man whom has a large penis and makes well made and popular scripts and is not gay
You see that guy over there i'm falling for him he is such a Wally.
by Dynamiccccc December 17, 2019
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A useless cunt of a man. Loves shit sandwiches minus the bread and loves receiving Alaskan piplelines.
Jimbib is acting like a real wally today!
by Wayne Ahole Kiriak June 28, 2017
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When at a party, a male has his back up against the wall and a female grinds her ass up into his genital region.
Damn bro, I heard you got some great wallies from some girls lastnight. Yeah man it was awesome but my balls are a little sore today.
by BigDaddySoul14 February 9, 2011
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another word for getting a blow job
Everyone gets wallies from Tommy's girlfriend heather.

Dubs loves getting wallies.
by allstar92890 October 8, 2014
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Wally that falls madly deeply in love with a girl and goes around stalking other people asking her about when she last brushed her teeth.
by hismum February 2, 2013
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Someone who is a Wally has such a kind loving heart. If they love something, they will hold on it forever and never let go of it, they will do anything for the things they love. One thing a Wally loves is there friends and family. As kind of a heart a Wally has, they are also extremely funny and can be quite sarcastic. A Wally likes to joke around and have fun but at times can be sensitive, and if angered can be catastrophic, especially when it involves the things he loves and cares for.
"Wally, I know you care about them. But you need to calm down."
by Ride.H2 April 6, 2018
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