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A wally is infact someone who is very intelligent in some areas but very stupid (alomost unbelievably) in others, eg such as clumsiness.
You spilt your drink all over my bedside table you wally.
by Poohead January 07, 2004
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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A man that is impossible to find in all circumstances.
where the fuk is wally?
by Stuart May 16, 2004
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Another word for penis. Used in certain dialects, or otherwise as a socially acceptable/quircky way to refer to a man's dick.
Ben, can you please remove your wally from my mouth. We're about to sing happy birthday to little Melissa.
by JZ783 March 24, 2016
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A dance originated in Philly where a women is bent over, shaking her ass, and a man is dancing right behind her ass. Made popular by the song "Gimme a Wally"
by Philly_Yungbull215 April 27, 2009
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An insult that became popular in the 80's, meaning an idiot. Scholars of urban slang have long believed this word originated at Woodstock (15-17th Aug'69), when some hippy lost his dog called Wally. He wandered around the site shouting Wally, and before long the crowd started shouting it. After that, wally became a popular chant at music festivals. However, on a recording of a Jimi Hendrix concert on 9th Jan 1969 in Sweden (7 months before Woodstock), someone in the audience shouts wally while Jimi is dedicating a song, prompting him to say "yeah, this song is for wally too". So, while the word probably did originate at a festival, if has to be another one, not Woodstock.
by Anonymous January 30, 2003
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Someone who is a fool, or has just made a tremendous fool of themselves.

Also, A Character in a chain of books who hides among the pages... (in America see: Waldo)

Commonly confused with the word woolly (see: sheep)
"You're such a wally!"

Also, "Oh no! I can't find Wally!!!"
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