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A wally is infact someone who is very intelligent in some areas but very stupid (alomost unbelievably) in others, eg such as clumsiness.
You spilt your drink all over my bedside table you wally.
by Poohead January 07, 2004
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A man that is impossible to find in all circumstances.
where the fuk is wally?
by Stuart May 16, 2004
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A dance originated in Philly where a women is bent over, shaking her ass, and a man is dancing right behind her ass. Made popular by the song "Gimme a Wally"
by Philly_Yungbull215 April 27, 2009
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An insult that became popular in the 80's, meaning an idiot. Scholars of urban slang have long believed this word originated at Woodstock (15-17th Aug'69), when some hippy lost his dog called Wally. He wandered around the site shouting Wally, and before long the crowd started shouting it. After that, wally became a popular chant at music festivals. However, on a recording of a Jimi Hendrix concert on 9th Jan 1969 in Sweden (7 months before Woodstock), someone in the audience shouts wally while Jimi is dedicating a song, prompting him to say "yeah, this song is for wally too". So, while the word probably did originate at a festival, if has to be another one, not Woodstock.
by Anonymous January 30, 2003
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Someone who is a fool, or has just made a tremendous fool of themselves.

Also, A Character in a chain of books who hides among the pages... (in America see: Waldo)

Commonly confused with the word woolly (see: sheep)
"You're such a wally!"

Also, "Oh no! I can't find Wally!!!"
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