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Small, dried balls of turd that hang off the butthole hairs.
"Whoa, I need a shower... I've gotta wash off some crusty wallnuts"
by WingNut October 25, 2006
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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When a male ejaculates with enough force and velocity to hit the wall behind the bed.
Last night while I was having unprotected sex with my girlfriend, I pulled out, aimed my cannon directly at her face, and accidentally busted a wallnut. Now there's a stain above my parents' bed!
by grandma nutt May 05, 2010
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Synonym for Republicans. After the endorsement of Donald Trump's quixotic wall into the official Republican platform, the Republicans have all collectively and inadvertently become Wallnuts
Donald J. Trump is the new leader of the Republicans or as my kids call them, Wallnuts.
by Underdoggie July 12, 2016
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Small, dried balls of turd that hang off the butthole hairs.
"Whoa, I need a shower... I've gotta wash off some crusty wallnuts"
by WingNut October 22, 2006
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When you drill or carve a hole into the wall, cum in it and seal it off.
Jeff: Hey dude, what the hell is this spot here on the wall?
David: Oh it's from a dare where I had to make a wall nut.
by xboxuwu March 25, 2021
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the art of holding ejactulation long enough in doggie style position until the male pulls out and shoots ejaculate over his partner and above the headboard on to the wall.
"I think it's time for you to paint your bedroom, there are numerous wallnuts above your headboard".
by Mike Oxlongerest March 16, 2011
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