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Tarred as being a nation of sheep shaggers by England. But, lets remember, over half the inhabitants of the north of Wales are English, spreading their chavvy ways throughout the British Isles. Because even though the English way of life has been completly fucked up by the invasions by Vikings, Germans, Romans and the French, so who the hell are they to comment on our retarded Culture
English person: Why, I do say, you shag sheep don't you, chum.
welsh Person: .....Okay?
English person: Wales certainly suck balls, doesn't it, chap?
Welsh Person:...riight
English Person: why thats spiffing, Tally Ho, Old Bean!
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The shittest place on earth where everyone shags sheep and gets pissed then shove leeks up their bum-holes then go lose at rugby, also the go and moan about the english but i don't know why because all we do is give and help and sort you out and when you think you can, you go and fight us but end up losing because you are shit at everything.(LOL only messing, I know we make jokes but we like you really like you lot and you realy helped us out through history so whatever we say don't take it to heart)
Wow wales isn't as bad as we all think
by Alistair Canning March 26, 2011
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too small and inoquous to even make a comment on.
boyo its fackin borin ere like, true ewan lets get out of wales lets go to llwachaheckawellangogogoch habour and get a boat to canada where its more intresting like.im tired of being the only gay in the village. yah im an actress im catherine zeta jones and im a good welsh girl from the valleys and not prissy at all, please no flash photography and no autographs.
by da original playa June 02, 2006
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Shit country that secretly wishes they were all English.
Forever stuck in the shadow of the great England because the country has never actually achieved anything and never likely will.
Backwards nation who is racist against anyone who isn't also a little inbred sheepshagger.

Fuck wales
John-You alright mate, are you going to wales this weekend?

Steve-Fuck off am i you spastic, its a shithole
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by Gregory990 April 13, 2020
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Someone who is a wale can only be described as a 'latent but raging homosexual'. They seem so obsessed with the ALLEGED (but non-existent) homosexuality of others that they must clearly be repressing strong homo-erotic feelings herself.

Discovered by the Germans in 1908 and literally meaning "a whale's vagina", the greatest irony surrounding the abuse dished out by a Wale is that their unfounded prejudicial feelings are directed towards a gentlemen who's name, by the definitions laid down by this site, means both...

"a conversational climax/a mind orgasm"

and...

"a man with a well endowed sexual organ"

... or in other words... AWESOME and therefore beyond reproach.
"Whoa, that Wale is such a massive mammal's minge - it's science"
by jumpinjohnson October 21, 2009
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pronounced Wahl-ay,

--Wale has no set definition, because it can mean everything and anything. It is whatever you want it to be. It is often associated with African-Americans also. Spelling varies, some even like to include an accent on the e like such, walé.
Wale to that wale.
Wow your hair is wale today.
Look at those wales jump.
by walewalewale March 02, 2011
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