That fat girl in the office who thinks she's the smartest most beautiful and hardworking person in the world. When she's not instant messaging her coworker that sits 10 feet away you might find her talking extremely loud on the phone to show everyone how smart she is. She is millennial so she deserves that half and hour morning and afternoon vape break where she bitches about everyone in the office.

An extremely fit person I'd get with any day.

A man pretending to be what his superiors want him to be, despite what he actually is. Like a circus walrus the man is obedient to his master in order to get fed. The man has no dignity, he does what he is told in order to survive.

I AM THE WALRUS

The most majestic, adorable, beautiful creature to ever walk (flop?) this Earth.

Walrus is a crazy driver, funny dad, and loves pop. Changes his ringtone all of the time. If you have a "Walrus" in your life you are lucky. If you marry him he will love you and you will go through a lot of bad/good stuff. You will have 2-3 kids and a lot of fun.

being socially, relationally, and personally awkward. also being annoying in anyway shape or form or to look like a reatarded cat. someone that is awkward in every way, shape, and form.
because walruses, walrus', walrusi... are all together weird and awkward. everything from their look to their sound.

walruses r kuul. they are mystical and no body knows their orgin.