A vile cesspit of disease and contagion, where you can find single mums yelling at their kids, people coughing in your face, and fatass lardbuckets that drive around on little scooters because if they take three steps, they collapse over to their side, begging for food(prefably MIckey D's).
I caught Influenza after an 67 year old dried up relic coughed in my face at Wal*Mart.
by The Jigga man September 20, 2004
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1. the only place you go on black friday, where you can get dvd players for 30 bucks, you can see 45 year old soccer moms in their pajamas, and you can see droopy eyed caucasions slaping each other over elmo dolls.
You want to go to wal*mart? where, the only place you go on black friday, where you can get dvd players for 30 bucks, you can see 45 year old soccer moms in their pajamas, and you can see droopy eyed caucasions slaping each other over elmo dolls? Yea!!
by oba August 09, 2005
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A store that seems to dominant the area in which i live, and seems to hold all of my family in it. I try to avoid this store like the plague.

In other words, a place for either red-necks, poor people, or people who are to lazy to go to other places gather around.
*person on phone* can i speak to your grandma?

*me* O, she's at Walmart, call her there
by grahamman December 15, 2003
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The store where you go to buy products cheap and easy
i went to wal*mart today and bought 12 cans of spraypaint for 89 cents
by 5-STAR www.thestickerguru.tk October 01, 2003
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a place of terror and fear, a conspiracy, where sick angry mothers bring their children as a cruel form of punishment.
"darling, we're going to wal-mart"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
by deejaylovesmaddie December 27, 2009
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A super market that everyone complains about but, secretly, any human living in the US has gone there for something.
by spaventoso June 19, 2005
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The act of entering a Wal-mart between the hours of 11PM-5AM not to purchase any items, but to solely observe and/or record the actions and behaviors of the middle to lower class late night shoppers. Usually done for entertainment purposes or internet documentation. Act upon with caution, for the consequences of this action may result in one or many of these symptoms: Life-long emotional or physical scarring, Diabetes, Upset Stomach, Violent eruption of bowels, or lose of friends.
"Dude! Let's go Wal-Marting!"
"Naw man, everyone seems to have some weird leg disease"
by CVRTProductions July 30, 2011
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