A cute/nice way of saying "wake the f*** up"!!!
The boyfriend decided that her sleeping girlfriend had more than welcomed her stay and says "wakey wakey, listen... you have to go now". :)
by Lkaerkob8 September 07, 2008
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Modafinil. From the fictional Wakey-Wakey drug in the role-playing game Paranoia.
I'm going to find some wakey-wakey so I can finish this project by tomorrow.
by Mark Vale November 26, 2008
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Bumped into that Wakey lad yesterday,

He's the apinical of a human being..
The lad is EPIC!!
by No 1 Chef September 15, 2019
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wakeys are pills that get you high; they 'wake' you up. examples are speed and ecstasy but any other amphetamines are included in this.
"See you later mum, I'm just going out to get some wakeys for the weekend"
"Okay then Billie, be sure to be back in time for Coronation street".
by GLJ January 23, 2007
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Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."
by BornBlitzed February 03, 2018
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