customer: "This tea tastes like crap!"
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i can have some made fresh for you."
customer: "no, don't bother i just want to know why you idiots can't ever get what i order right."
waitress: "I'm sorry sir, i'm not paid enough to do that."
(real conversation)

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Lizzy the waitress farted on my cake after I pinched her bum.

Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.

Your waitress will come by shortly to take your order.

That waitress is such a whore if he tips her he's gonna get laid.