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It is the diminutive of the Japanese word "Waifu" which transcribes the way Japanese people pronounce the English word "Wife".
It refers to one's significant other.
I love it when I go outside with my waif.
by Waifu's May 19, 2020
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V. A euphemism for the word "Rape" made up by Wal-Mart, (and later adopted in K-Mart stores as well),in order to sell a Nirvana album. The album featured a song called "Rape Me", which most likely expressed the band's feelings about the music industry. Being the profiteers they are, Wal-Mart changed the name of the song, however most other text referring to the song remained the same.
Person 1: "I just got done hearing that kick ass "Waif me" song.

Person 2: "Go google that song."
by Vomica Medicus August 14, 2011
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an ownerless piece of property that is found
Yo man, is that rolled joint on the floor a waif? Cause if it is, it ain't no longer.
by orangepotiron April 19, 2009
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chicks who think being skinny is hot.
clearly delusional and are afraid to be
real women and grow breast and ass.
DAT' waif so skinny being all flat and
no bootie is making me nauseaous.
by bog January 11, 2003
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- Hey, I'm getting "bad command or file name" typing "ls" on a server. WAIF?
- It's a Windows server, dumbass, use "dir"
by sunch June 12, 2018
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