Beleived to have originated from the word chodewagon (composite of Chode (or choad) and wagon)
"Wagon" is a shorter way of saying this but with extra insultation. It is safe to use infront of adults as wagon is a commonly used word, though with a different meaning.
"Wagon" is a shorter way of saying this but with extra insultation. It is safe to use infront of adults as wagon is a commonly used word, though with a different meaning.
by muffin8or December 5, 2009
The most feared, and respected vehicle known to man. Legend has it, the wagon is the only 4x4 to travel to the mythical West Sawgrass rd, and live to tell the tale.
by Greatest of the danes June 20, 2018
by the wagonater900 July 21, 2010
The term wagon has yet to find a home among the english lanugage, though scientists are hopeful one day its meaning will be discovered
these shoes are wagons, thats a wagon of a hair cut, how was the party oh it was ok a bit of a wagon to be honest.
by the offical english language October 24, 2011
One who enjoys humping wagons, it can be split into to multiple categories, such as, Old wagonism (when one enjoys the humping of wagons from the 1700's and before), Mid wagonism (when one enjoys humping wagons from 1700-1850), and New wagonism (when someone enjoys humping wagons from 1850-3000)
1. *about 20 guys wearing wagon humping Jorts™ are gathered around a wagon humping it*
Bob:" Oh god yeah this wagon is hotttt"
Henry: "Dude this ones a beeeeeute. It's got shag carpet in it!"
Kevin: "shag is like, super rare"
Tony: "dude wagonism is life."
2: Gary, wagonism expert: "hello and welcome to the 204th annual wagonism games! Today we will be playing back and forth. New wagonists on the left side of the wagon, old on the left, and mid split in between!"
*hundreds of men go on both sides of the wagon*
Gary, wagonism expert: "GO!"
*the hundreds of men in their special golden wagon humping Jorts™ Start using their groins to push the wagon back and forth, the right side guys are a little tubbier and push the wagon into the new wagonists goal*
All wagonists: "WAGONISM WAGONISM MAKES US HARD, WAGONISM WAGONISM TO THAT WE CHARGE- 40 bucks a person to enter each wagonism-con."
Bob:" Oh god yeah this wagon is hotttt"
Henry: "Dude this ones a beeeeeute. It's got shag carpet in it!"
Kevin: "shag is like, super rare"
Tony: "dude wagonism is life."
2: Gary, wagonism expert: "hello and welcome to the 204th annual wagonism games! Today we will be playing back and forth. New wagonists on the left side of the wagon, old on the left, and mid split in between!"
*hundreds of men go on both sides of the wagon*
Gary, wagonism expert: "GO!"
*the hundreds of men in their special golden wagon humping Jorts™ Start using their groins to push the wagon back and forth, the right side guys are a little tubbier and push the wagon into the new wagonists goal*
All wagonists: "WAGONISM WAGONISM MAKES US HARD, WAGONISM WAGONISM TO THAT WE CHARGE- 40 bucks a person to enter each wagonism-con."
by BoycottTheSocks&Sandals August 18, 2018
by nooger December 18, 2004
Inspired by the Wagon Wheel adverts (ooh! you would), 'wagon' means an attractive member of the opposite sex. Often coupled with jokes like, 'I'd leap aboard that wagon and just ride it till the next town'. Cf 'bandwagon' - a GROUP of wagons.
by senecauk June 5, 2006