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Wafflemayo is used to replace ROFLMAO Sometimes people say wafflemao but it is actually supposed to be waffle mayo.
"That was so funny."

"YEAH IT WAS WAFFLEMAYO XDDD
by Mwahahaha42 December 31, 2010
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Origin: roflmao, meaning "Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off"

rofl -> waffle
mao -> mayo

Used to portray a laughter as wholesome as waffles with the added goodness of mayo (see spooge).

Also see: lol, lmao, rofl, roffles, roofles, roflcopter etc.
A: OMG IM ON TEH INTARWEB LOLOLO!
B: ?!@#$%^&*()
C: wafflemayos!
D: what's an intarweb?
by van August 10, 2004
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A way of saying ROFLMAO so that you don't sound like a facebook junkie.
Chris: Everyone laughed when I got a boner in P.E. today

Jack: Waffle Mayo!!!
by Waffle Mayo! October 23, 2010
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