Like a pancake with syrup traps.

the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower

The best breakfast food EVAR

To shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then close the screen on it.

To talk unendingly, with no point to your conversation about totally idiotic things. Spamming on chat rooms is a case of waffling.

Something large and syrup covered. Sometimes can be shiny and distracting to steal own the gaze of any onlooking. Especially useful in awkward situations, arguments, or any other need for an excuse to stop conversation or change the subject.

The official morning after food. After sex, in place of akward silence, and before you hit the road. Like the Wonder Twins, they are often topped with lots of nummy substances. When you don't know what to say, simply suggest waffles.