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to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
by Leia Nelson May 18, 2005
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verb. To defecate on a shower floor near a drain and to begin stomping the fecal matter through the drain, thus creating a waffle imprint.
I totally wafflestomped in Joey's shower last night. He's such a fucking retard.
by Miles M. November 10, 2006
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When you take a shit in the shower, and stomp it down the drain with your foot.
If I get drunk enough tonight, I'm gonna use it as an excuse to waffle stomp my ex's shower. Fuck her house party!
by Smooth Buns 69 January 13, 2014
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the act of stepping on feces in the shower as to push it down the drain through the slotted drain cover creating a waffle like poop squirt. waffle stomped - past, waffle stomping - present progressive waffle stomper - nasty hoe
After eating some taco bell, bad bottom bitch Bobby used his fleet enema while taking a shower at the local bath house. To his horror, the drain cover was welded in place, forcing Bobby to waffle stomp the massive dookie down the drain.
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When one poops in the shower, and stomps it down the drain with bare feet. making the poop into what looks like waffles
dude, i shit in the shower and stomped it down the drain. waffle stomp
by MrBigglesworth1990 January 14, 2012
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An act that usually occurs at the United States Naval Academy, as the dorm rooms do not have toilets. Instead of “chopping” down the hall and running the risk of encountering a training sergeant, first-year students (plebes) will defecate in the shower and attempt to stomp their excrement down the waffle-shaped drain. Unfortunately, the putrid smell does not go away easily.
“You Fourth-class Mids better not be waffle stomping in these rooms!”
by Delta_Whiskey January 19, 2019
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