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When a man places his penis into a Belgian waffle maker and tries to flip giving his cock a twist as well as griddle marks.
Who needs a spiral condom i have a Waffle Penis?
by sandlers butter February 04, 2009
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Jul 7 Word of the Day
When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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