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white milky ejaculate fired from the penis, usually down a womans throat
she sucked me until i blew a huge steamy wad in her mouth .... bitch swallowed every drop :)
by juice November 03, 2002
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Noun- One load or one outburst, generally refering to cum: Wad of cum.
I kept fuck'n shorty until I had to let go and burst out wad of cum in her mouth and forced her to guzzle every last drop.
by Dime Goswami April 06, 2004
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Stands for wet ass dick, just like how the WAP stands for wet ass pussy
Now from the top, make it drop, that’s a WAD, that’s a WAD
by hamburger2020 December 09, 2020
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(n) a juicy, and delicious pinch or pouch of dipping tobacco. It can be Skoal, Longhorn, Copenhagen, ect., but most experienced "wadders" prefer Grizzly tobacco products. Career wadders may switch between brands but typically stay loyal to one brand. The typical wad consists of one fairly large pinch of longcut dip or two (2) pouches. A wad is most enjoyed early in the morning, at exactly 4:40 p.m., or late at night. A wad is also enjoyable after lunch or dinner because many veteran "wadders" believe it helps digest the food.
Cash, Con man, TC III, and I all enjoyed our typical 4:40 wad session.
by RiversideE109A December 26, 2009
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cum that is fired from a mans penis, after he either pleases himself or fucks another person.
oh my god, that wad was big, it went everywere!
by cort_09 October 08, 2007
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a delicious brownie-like dessert invented, made, and named, by Glen in the movie "Accepted".
Glen: "look what i did"
Bartleby: "ugh! what are those?"
G: i call 'em GlenWads. they contain every delicious flavor in every single bite, try one"
B: "i'm not gunna lie to you, they look discusting."
G: "this shit will get you high on flavor alone"
Blonde Chick: "glen, i love your wads."

-later-

Hoyt: "what are you doing?"
Bartleby: "i'm eatin' a wad."
by capitan chevale December 08, 2007
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Acronym for Weapon of Ass Destruction, a phrase parodying the title 'Weapon of Mass Destruction,' sometimes used in jest by fuckboy types in reference to their penis so as to imply it to be so large when erect as to make anal intercourse a potentially dangerous proposition.
My opening line on Tinder was that my dick was a WAD. She never replied. Can't imagine why.
by falsetokaiba April 09, 2019
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