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A quack, crackpot, or insane mofo. Usually prone to delusions of paranoia, schizophrenia, and any other fun mental image seen on tv.
Mulder, were he not brilliant, would be wackjob.
by The Omnipotent Seal March 30, 2003
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slapping one in the face with an erect penis until one ejaculates.
man slaps woman in face with penis, then ejaculates (wackjob).
by htes23 July 05, 2011
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there r 2 contexts in which "wack job" can be used

1) as an insult, similar to "jerk off" or "wanker"
e.g - that guy is such a wack job

2) giving ones self sexual pleasure (masturbation), similar to wanking yourself off
e.g i want a wack job
e.g 1) - That guy is such a wack job

e.g 2) - I'm in the mood for a wack job
by day day July 24, 2004
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Anyone who is crazy. May call other people crazy because denial of self wackiness. Usually anyone named Seth.
Oh man did you see Seth running around naked? He's such a wackjob
by Jdksofjd April 21, 2017
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Someone who is so stupid, annoying, or just plain retarded she might as well be whacked by a hitman to put her out of her misery.
Did you see that moron wet her pants? She musta studied extra hard to be such a wackjob.
by VAKI5 August 18, 2003
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one who is prone to talking to hemselves more than others. in some instances may be wwearing a tutu and referring to themselves as 'spongebob'.
hendrietta, how about you don't eat the neighbor's roses, you wackjob.
by noelle March 27, 2003
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