1337 5|*34|< (leet speak) for weed.
OMG 1 r 5|\/|0|<1|\| 73|-| w33d!

Dude this wd r teh shitz0r.
by jenou April 28, 2007
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When an idiot (usually some 10 year old or 15 year old momma's boy) pretends that he smokes Weed. These are usually an early form of the Xbox LIVE Dick and usually posts 420 all over their bio and says their name is Mary Jane. Thye also makes tons of pot refs in their COD clan tag or Live gamertag. A good way to tell if hes a fake or not is too see if they have a stoned slur. Most people faking stereotype that high people have similar issues to drunks. But you only slur when your wasted.
Xbox live w33d'er: OMG IM SOOOOO STOOOONEEEDDDDD
Me: Wow you must be a douche irl.
by A talking waffle February 20, 2010
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7h3 1337357 w4y 2 5p311 "SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY" ,often used in videogames while drunk.
Dude1:Yo,Dude,are you drunk?

Dude2:5m0k3 w33d 3v3ryd4y!

Dude1:Yup,Definitely drunk.
by MLGLAD April 15, 2015
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Sm0nking d3m w33ds.
Allan: H3y w4nt t0 bl4z3 w33d m8?
Philip: And masturbat8?
Allan: Sure m8!
by Ectom April 18, 2016
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