A person usually found bound in what can only be described as "the sexiest of all pants" often german, these von sexy's usually have hair to a length that is directly proportional to their sexuality. Abreviation of "Von Sexypants"

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.