The coolest fucking last name ever. He is a sexy mother fucker and does whatever he wants. He is a sexy surfer boy that get all the bitches. You’re lucky to have this last name. He also can out drink any motherfucker around.
Damn von Colijeff is coming he’s a beast!
by Chrisvon August 02, 2021
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