Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?
Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.
Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.
by luuunaaa January 15, 2017
I heard that Stevie gave his ginge Kelly a Voldemort Squeezer while they were making out in the park
by Your Fuqqin Boy June 29, 2009
The original definition has a blatantly obvious bias (as will this one, most likely.) In the past, Republicans have voted against civil rights proposals and supported extreme interrogation tactics: voting against the Violence Against Women’s Act, voting against equal marriage rights, an administration that waterboarded suspects, etc. Nothing is black and white, and I understand it's unfair to select examples out of context. But the general civil rights injustices in the name of money and morality portray a type of political view that some may categorize as the modern-day equivalent of past evils. I agree that Voldemort’s regime is most akin to Hitler’s, but also to any view that dealt with “purity” of blood (aka racism) or any view that does not promote equality for all. People who find the slogan amusing are likely frustrated with actions that seem to promote some form of social injustice, and chuckle at an extreme analogy that does not pretend to be a thesis of political reasoning: it’s referring to Harry Potter, for goodness sake. It’s an analogy made to show distaste with a political view, much like the smear campaigns of the midterm elections. Politics rarely depicts “fair” representations of either party, which the original definition did nothing but perpetuate by comparing Democrats to Umbridge and her regime (which some may argue is just as bad as Voldemort, if not worse, as their selfish motivations impeded every progressive political maneuver in the name of “good".)
Damn man, I’m just so frustrated by some of the referenda that Republicans keep shooting down, sometimes I think that Republicans would have supported Voldemort. I’m gonna go get a Republicans for Voldemort bumper sticker.
by rantpants November 07, 2010
Lord Voldemort is a dark wizard. Who lead an army of death eaters, trolls, dementors, werewolves, and even vampires into two wizarding wars. Otherwise known as he who must not be named, killed Lilly and James Potter when looking to create the seventh horcrux. As well as trying to kill Harry Potter to complete the prophecy. In 1998 during the battle of Howarts, Lord Voldemort fought against Harry Potter, whom ricoched the elder wand and KILLED VOLDEMORT! 1926-1998
by AwesomeGamer1963 April 02, 2019
A woman who can be described as 'clingy', 'psycho', 'psycho-clingy' and 'immature.' Usually a young girl who's just barely old enough to drink who's chasing after an older (late 20's to early 30's) man who was just looking for a fling.
She's referred to as 'Lady Voldemort' because speaking her name out loud is considered bad luck.
Ex.) Alicia Silverstone's character in 'The Crush'
She's referred to as 'Lady Voldemort' because speaking her name out loud is considered bad luck.
Ex.) Alicia Silverstone's character in 'The Crush'
Dude, don't even say her name! She's a Lady Voldemort! You say her name out loud she'll appear out of nowhere! Just say 'She who shall not be named' and leave it at that...
by msbae January 08, 2012
by Capt Janeway May 22, 2011
here's the story of how voldemort actually lost his nose.
people tend to think that someone did the got your nose joke and actually took his nose and left but this isnt what happened.
when he was still that delicious looking man named tom riddle he had 2 hobbies, killing people and eating pussy. one day after failing to kill harry he went and ate some pussy but his nose got stuck in that juicy fluffy puthy and now its lost in some girls body. he couldn't breathe at first but then he got used to it.
the legend says he's still looking for his nose because he cant remeber who that girl was. too bad he didnt make the nose into a horcrux because no one would ever find it.
people tend to think that someone did the got your nose joke and actually took his nose and left but this isnt what happened.
when he was still that delicious looking man named tom riddle he had 2 hobbies, killing people and eating pussy. one day after failing to kill harry he went and ate some pussy but his nose got stuck in that juicy fluffy puthy and now its lost in some girls body. he couldn't breathe at first but then he got used to it.
the legend says he's still looking for his nose because he cant remeber who that girl was. too bad he didnt make the nose into a horcrux because no one would ever find it.
person 1: wow guess what i just found out
person 2: what?
person 1: i found out the real story of voldemorts nose
person 2: really? i want to know!!!
person 2: what?
person 1: i found out the real story of voldemorts nose
person 2: really? i want to know!!!
by bababooy November 10, 2020