The act of being a volcano.
1.) Patrick practices volcanism.

2.) Patrick is a volcanist
by hamalolololol October 20, 2009
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A volcanal is when you suddenly develop an uncontrollable bout of hot bubbly farts. This is usually the result of eating hot spicy food. They aren't loud but they stink to high heaven. It is pronounced volkaynal.
I was so embarrassed the other day. I was standing in a queue when I developed a volcanal. Everybody was looking at each other wondering who it was.
by pipesucker February 25, 2018
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A person with severe mental retardation, several other mental disorders, little to no english skills, and obsessivly stalks those who have rejected him.
"I smokd a sigar and drank champane whne XA brock up -SUCK A COCK"
by Anon July 20, 2003
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When a guy's blows a massive wad of cum from his penis
As Kiersten was sucking Chads balls A Volcanic Eruption occurred atop of her head ran down her back and into her butt crack!
by SlopNChop November 30, 2016
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The combination of explosive diarrhea and bloody diarrhea, and an incredible hot feeling. Given the name Volcanic Diarrhea because when the blood and shit are mixed together it makes for a magma/lava looking substance. Also because the poop is so hot, that it feels like lava is shooting out of your anus. It normally results in heavy crying due to the pain in your rectum, and ends with a long shower.

Some severe cases also contain you calling your loved ones and telling them you might not make it.
Person 1: Hey why did you miss my wedding? You were supposed to be my best man!
Person 2: I had volcanic diarrhea for 6 hours.
Person 1: Oh my god I'm sorry, is there anything I can do to help?
Person 2: Yes, if I ever suggest having Taco Bell again, beat me within an inch of my life.
Person 1: Will do.
by JuggaLotus12 August 13, 2010
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Volcanic Nutella is a case of the shits so bad its like shitting a stream of molasses made of battery acid, yet so sparodic, that when your done... you only think your done, only to find as soon as youve pulled up your pants and washed your hands, your explosive ass gets ready to erupt in a white hot fury right there in your under britches... this trickery and downright skullduggery of the anus, mean the poor hapless fool to stay within running distance of the porcelain express and causes the skin around your cornhole to become so red, angry and inflamed from the constant onslaught of colon-bile and toilet paper, that even the most heavly vitaman E imbuded 4ply toilet paper of softness is like taking a ballbearing shot sandblaster directly to the rectal opening

usually results in grown men crying deliorusly at the ungodly pain
Dude 1: whoa fuk man, we shouldnt have had that dodgey vindaloo at lunch...

Dude 2: harden the fuck up pussy, clench yo ass till we get home

Dude 1: fuck that man, ifeel a case of the Volcanic Nutella coming on man, its like white hot poker is trying to excape from my ass!
by OH GOD MY ASS June 12, 2008
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