(1)When a male is undeniably at the mercy of a high-maintinence girl & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girl over friends, family, school, food, water, and air all to hear her voice.
(2)A mans world blindly revolving around a woman in another state
(3)When you ask your friend to come out with you, but he has to ask premission from a girl to go out, and then talks to her when he is out with the "boys" so he cant get some poon tang afterwards, but so he can hear her
(4) pussy whipped without the pussy

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.