a smart dude, who is wise beyond your plane of existence. You better listen to him or he'll take your phone away. he loves his fish tank and tennis. he is also my dad. love you.
by Sashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa November 03, 2019
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Vitus is the G.O.A.T at legit everything, and will beat your ass in anything
Vitus is a G.O.A.T
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Vitus is a cool and fun guy, he can be a bit mysterious at first, but when you get to know him, he’s a really fun guy to be around.
Person: Hi
Vitus: Hey;)
by VitusIsCool June 26, 2020
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A kid that has skin like doggy poo. Plays with he's tiny wiener to extend it. Dates a chick named Leeane Estimada. Woo.
Vitu is that you?

Vitu is gay!
by Uncle_Nara123 December 21, 2017
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The ultimate doom metal band. Known mostly for their years with Scott "Wino" Weinrich but have also performed with Scott Reagers and Christian Lindersson. Their best known release is 1986's Born Too Late which was released on Greg Ginn's (Black Flag)SST records
by Marijuanaut January 16, 2008
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1. Some crazy guy on the Internet that's been around for awhile. Used to post at guestbooks regularly now has profiles on different sites. JTV being one.
2. Combo of three things: A conjunction, conjunctivitis, and St. Vitus' Dance.
No real reason for the combo except it sounded cool
Man, Conjunction Vitus sure was typeative the other day.
Yep, that sounds like him!
by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009
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