A bizarre state of mind in which the user hallucinates about nonexistent military additions to school buildings. These additions may include: random artillery on the gym roof, secret underground bunkers, underground gun emplacements and vehicles.
It is uncertain what causes Andres Vision, but it seems to occur most frequently in the last few minutes of lunch, where the person is under intense emotional stress, and they attempt to prepare themselves for the remaining classes of the day.
It is uncertain what causes Andres Vision, but it seems to occur most frequently in the last few minutes of lunch, where the person is under intense emotional stress, and they attempt to prepare themselves for the remaining classes of the day.
Guy:"Guys! don't tell anyone, but I just found out there is gun emplacements all over the school, and theres also a secret bunker with an architecturally impossible layout that has every single gun know to man!!!....and its UNDER THE COURTYARD!!"
Concerned friend: "o.0"
Jared: "Nah, don't worry man, it's Andres Vision, he gets this all the time."
Concerned friend: "o.0"
Jared: "Nah, don't worry man, it's Andres Vision, he gets this all the time."
by Starge August 23, 2008
When you attend Lubbock Christian University, and are surrounded by its women for such an extended period of time, that your standards for women and their hottness depreciates. Girls that you initially ranked low begin to look better and better.
Chap 1: "WhenI first came to LCU, that girl was a four, but the more time I spend at this school, the more she's starting to look like a ten!"
Chap 2: "Oh no, I think your coming down with a bad case of Chap Vision
Chap 2: "Oh no, I think your coming down with a bad case of Chap Vision
by chap scratch fever March 05, 2011
A combination of "boobs" and "tunnel vision" that hinders men from looking a well endowed woman in the face.
see: booblevision for the comprehensive definition
see: booblevision for the comprehensive definition
Roderick: "Yo Reggie, check out dat foo Leroy. He bees gotsin' da booble vision again."
Reggie: "Man, dat dude ain't no playa. He don't even wait 'till da ho' turn her head away to be peepin' at dem titties."
Reggie: "Man, dat dude ain't no playa. He don't even wait 'till da ho' turn her head away to be peepin' at dem titties."
by One Stark Reality April 12, 2008
When a car has LCD monitors installed on the headrests in the absolute back row of the car, which cannot be, nor are not intended to be viewed by a passenger, but other divers on the road. The purpose of this is to show all the haters that you have so much money and are so extravagant that you can afford to install expensive car audio \ video equipment in order to show off.
I got "hater vision" installed in the back of my H3 so all the haters can hate on my pimped ride as I roll thru the projects.
by Paramecium August 08, 2005
When a gamer focuses in on a televison screen and proceeds to stand up out of their chair, for competitive advantage.
by Sodatester September 22, 2019
Derived from the term tunnel vision, it is a temporary non-emergent medical condition caused by orgasming so hard your vision blurs around the sides and you can only see straight forward like going through a tunnel. Can be accompanied by floating silver speks, copious amounts of sweat, hyper ventilation, disorientation, increased heart rate, and exclamations like "That was the best sex ever."
She rode me so hard once we finished I had to lay in bed awhile because I had such bad cummel vision I couldn't drive home.
by naughtynursechelle September 04, 2011
Similar to the concept of the infamous 'Gaydar', Virgin-Vision works as a inner sense that can detect a virgin, whether male or female, upon first glance. Such a 'sixth-sense' can be utilized by professional users to detect a virgin in even the largest parties and uncover virginity despite lies from the accused 'virgin'.
by Doctor Strychnine January 05, 2010

