1.describes getting an erection during play in a virtual reality machine

2. Kick ass mecha game played with twin sticks, were the point is to blast your friend/new enemy to pieces in around a minute
(1)You: dood i totally had a virtual-on

Me: ew

(2) me: lol wut, lez play sum virtual-on

you: na i dun wanna get ma ass kicked
by splemgh July 01, 2007
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Doing work for Virtual Enterprise/Virtual Business
Marc: Hey Matt, wanna hang out today?
Matt: No chance man. I was virtualing all night and I'm really tired.
by Virtualone October 28, 2010
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An advertising buzzword that can mean "almost", "somewhat", or "not", but never "absolutely".
What the ad says: "This product is virtually indestructible!"
Translation: "This product is maybe, sort of, not really indestructible!"
by Directorjustin July 06, 2017
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1 - When something is impossible to actually do it but you have technically done it

2 - When something won't probably happen but there is actually a chance
1 - i've virtually time traveled by walking ( 0.00000001 seconds less time because of phisics )

2 - well, you have killed all humans, if the AI did the same thing in another random order, there is a 1 in 10²²²²²²²²²² chance it would have killed all humans the same way as you did
by DEMEMZEA December 26, 2020
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(noun) The words virtual and reality compounded into one word; refers not so much to Virtual Reality, but the virtual world of the internet.
Hey, I found one of your tunes out there in virtuality.
by doorlux February 16, 2009
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People you are friends with on a Social Network that you've never met in person.
I have 650 Virtuals on FaceBook, along with 10 friends.
by Brandomonium March 16, 2011
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Virtual is superior to GraphicsCardGuy and is actually a great user.
I wish to be Virtual one day.
by Kalun V3rm June 05, 2019
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